Patience is a Virtue
- Me: Lord help me to be patient
- God: ...
- Me: Lord, I just want to remind you about the time I prayed for patience...I don't know why you haven't answered me yet..
- God: ...
- Me: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD...
- God: You're so impatient....
- Me: Oh...I see what you did there O_O -repents-